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1-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 bacha ghar se maar kha k ghuse me

1 bacha ghar se maar kha k ghuse me

School ja raha tha raste me kisi ne poocha

beta Prhty ho? Lrka: Nhi

school walo ki behn ka rishta lene ja raha hun.

 

2-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Lrka 1 Lrki ko Window se ishara kr k bola,

1 Lrka 1 Lrki ko Window se ishara kr k bola,

“Jhalk Dikhla ja Jhalak Dikhla ja”,

 Larki Chapal Utar k boli “Ek bar aja aja aja ajaaaaaa”.

 

3-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1st Friend: Meri Begum ne novel “2 Dost”

1st Friend: Meri Begum ne novel “2 Dost”

parha or Hamare Jurwa Bache huwe,

2nd Friend: Meri Begum ne novel “3 Jugnoo”

prha or yak wqt 3 bacho ko janam diya,

Ye sab sun kar 3rd Frnd apne ghar ki Tarf bhaga

Dost ne pucha kahan ja rehe ho Wo Bola:

 Apni Begum ko rokne wo “Ali Baba 40 chor” parh rahi hay.

 

4-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Sardar apni Kameez utaar k bahir Gali me khara tha,

1 Sardar apni Kameez utaar k bahir Gali me khara tha,

1 aadmi aaya aur bola:

Sardar G ap ka Jism bht khoobsurat hay.

Sardar: O yar ay jism te kuj V nai

andar ja k apni Bhabi da wekh.

 

5-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Nusri Class ka Bacha bola,     

1 Nusri Class ka Bacha bola,

Teacher ma apko kesa lgta hun,

Teacher: So Sweet.

Bacha apne Friend se Bola:

Dekha ma ne kaha tha na Sali Marti hay mujh per.

 

6-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Khusray ki Death ho gai,

1 Khusray ki Death ho gai,

Qabar me Farishtay aye aur kaha k utho Hisab do,

Khusra tali martay huway bola: Wah ji wah,…

Sano dita ki c jera Hisab len aa gaye o.

 

7-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Fouji ko sharat lagane ka bht Shoq tha

1 Fouji ko sharat lagane ka bht Shoq tha

Major ne ussy Bulaya or shart lagane se mna kya.

Foji: Sir Aakhiri Shart. Aapko Bawaseer hay.

Major: Ma shart lagata hun k nhi hay.

Foji: Ma Ungli Daal k Dekhonga.

Major Khush ho gya. 5000/- ki Shart lag gai.

Foji ne Ungli di, Darwaaze khula or

sare Staff ne andar jhanka aur Rone lagy.

Major Pent Pehan kr Bahir gya Pucha kya hua?

Staff: Ye Humse 50,000 ki Shart lga k gya tha

k Major ki Gand me Ungli dega.

 

8-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

1 Pagal hr wqt bolta rehta tha

“Ghulail Bnaon ga aur Chirya ko maro ga”.

1 Din usko paglon k Doctor k paas le gye

aur uska Elaaj ho gya. Dr: Ab kya kro gay?

Pagal: Shadi kron ga, Nokri Dhondon ga.

Ghar Basaon ga. Dr: V Nice Phir kya kro gay.

Pagal: Bachon ko Achay School bhejon ga.

Un ki Birthday Mnaoun ga. Nekar aur Shirt Gift ayenge.

Dr: Gud Gud. Phir. Pagal: Un ki Nekar se lastic nikalon ga .

Phir “Gulail bnoun ga Aur Chiryo ko maron ga”.

 

9-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Murgi markeet gai, or Kaha 1 Anda dena

1 Murgi markeet gai, or Kaha 1 Anda dena

Salesman: Tm anda khud kio ni deti.

Mughi: Mera husbend kehta hay k

Darling 7 Rupay k lye apni Figur kharaab mt kro.

 

10-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Sardar Fouj me Bharti huwa

1 Sardar Fouj me Bharti huwa

2 din bad Jung lag gai,

Sardar ki Topi par goli lgi

Sardar ne Hathyaar phaink diya aur

Chup kr bola Aqalmand k liye Ishara hi kaafi hay.

 

11-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Murgi ne 3 Anday diye to

1 Murgi ne 3 Anday diye to

murgi ne khuda se dua mangi k

ya Allah mujhe naik olaad dena.

Pehla anda phuta to deikha

bacha Nimaz pr rha hay.

2sra anda phuta to dekha k

bacha Tasbih kr rha hay.

3sra phuta hi nahi wo andar se bola

Ammi ma Aitkaaf pe betha hun.

 

12-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 bandha bhagty hue aya or

1 bandha bhagty hue aya or

Pathan se bola: khan jaldi jao tmhare

ghar me barish ka pani ghus gya hay,

Pathan: Q jhoot bolta hay

ghar ka chabi to hmare paas hay.

 

13-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Bacha bus me Driver seat se Pichli seat

1 Bacha bus me Driver seat se Pichli seat

par safar kertay huway ye keh raha tha,

Agr meri maan bakri hoti or

mera baap bakra to ma lela hota,

Agr mere bap Murgha hota or

Mri maan Murgi to ma Choza hota .

Driver ukta kr bola agr teri maan kanjri hoti or

tera bap kanjar to tu kya hota,

Bacha : To ma Driver hota.

 

14-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Chuhaa sharab k Drum me Gira or

1 Chuhaa sharab k Drum me Gira or

Nikal k must ho k soi hui Billi k mooh pe

Dom maar k bola, Utth Kanjriye…. 

Pola Badmash tera mujra wekhan aya ay uth.

 

15-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah se ro ro kar

1 Pathan 15 saal se Allah se ro ro kar

Aulad k lye Dua mangta raha.

1 din Pthan k pass Farishta aya or Bola.

Khan tujhy Allah ka wasta hay phly shadi to kr ly.

 

16-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Hathi  romantic Mood me ek Chunti ko cherta hay,

1 Hathi  romantic Mood me ek Chunti ko cherta hay,

Chunti ghusse me Hathni k pas ja k kehti hay,

Apne awara shohar ko smjha lo,

Wrna mard hmare ghar me b hain.

 

17-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Charsi ne doston ki Dawat ka program banaya

1 Charsi ne doston ki Dawat ka program banaya

aur apne Ghar se Rat ko Bakra Chori kiya

aur Khoob Dawat ki.. Subha jab Ghar

Pohancha to bakra Ghar me khara tha…..

BV se pucha: Bakra kahan se aaya.

BV Boli: Bakre ki goli maro Rat se Kutta Gayab hay.

 

18-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Lahori Larki Janat me gai to Farishton se boli

1 Lahori Larki Janat me gai to Farishton se boli

Meri Shadi kisi Molivi naal hi Karayo,

Faristha: Sabr kr Bibi Pehle Kisi

Molvi nu Janat vich aan te de.

 

19-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 bandria ne apne bap se kaha k

1 bandria ne apne bap se kaha k

me shadi krna chahti hun bap bola

beti sabr kro jis se tmari shadi krna chahta hun

wo abi msg pr rha hai jb wo

msg prh kr muskaray ga to samjo rishta pka………

 

20-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 pathan Qabristan me Bike le kr chala gya

1 pathan Qabristan me Bike le kr chala gya

aur bola, A mere khuda me ne pehli mrtba

aisi sark dekhi jahan itne zyada Jump hain.

 

21-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Pathan apne Kaandhay pe

1 Pathan apne Kaandhay pe

“Tota” bitha kr ja rha tha,

Raste me 1 admi ne rok kr pucha,

Bhai ye konsa Janwar hay,

“Tota” Bola Pathan hay sala.

 

22-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Lady apne husband ki Qabar par bethi ro rhi thi

1 Lady apne husband ki Qabar par bethi ro rhi thi

or Qabar ko pankhey se huwa de rehi thi,

Kisi ne kaha itni mohabat,

To jawab mila k marne se pehly keh gaye thay

k meri qabar ki mitti khushak hone se pehly

shadi na krna, pta nai kon kambakhat

roz qabar par pani dal jata hay………………

 

23-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Agr Computer windows Punjabi me hoti to,

Agr Computer windows Punjabi me hoti to,

Send : Sutto, Download : Thale lao,

Delete : Mitti pao, Run : Naso,

Search : Labo, Alt cntrl Del : Syapa e mukao.

 

24-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

A Dog fell in Love with a Cat

A Dog fell in Love with a Cat

But Dog’s Parents Refused cat Gues Why?

The gave a solid reason, Larki Mucho wali hay.

 

25-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Aj te yar sakoon nai aya,

Aj te yar sakoon nai aya,

Menu tera fone nai aya,

Eni ki be Parwai Teri koi miss call nai aai,

Tu dil apna Kithe laya, Menu tera fone nai aya,

J nai Balance te ethun klaan,

Fer kraan gay 2vei gllaan,

Kehde lai a maal kmaya, Menu tera fone nai aya,

J dil kidhray la betha ain, meri yad bhula betha ain,

Mere gal wich pa de phaya, Menu tera fone nai aya,

Aj Dehaari okhi langi, Na e Surma Na e Kanghi,

Zulfaan nu mein Tail nai laya Menu tera fone nai aya.

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