online funny sms wallpapers 2013

 

I have fantastic funny text messages latest collection of 2016 to 2017 for our visitors on biseworld.com. My sms is different from others sms collection, my messages include poetry funny, shairy poetry, poems, love funny, friendship funny sms, urdu funny sms, English funny sms, hindi funny sms, text messages in urdu language and much more sms wallpapers 2016 on biseworld.com.

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Funny Sms Latest Collection 2016

26-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Ajeeb c Halat hy tere jane k bad,

Ajeeb c Halat hy tere jane k bad,

Mjhe Bhuk hi nhi Lagti Khane k bad,

Mere pass 2 hi Samosy thy jo mane kha liye

Fraz,

1 tere ane se pehle 1 tere jane k bad.

 

27-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Sardar 2sre Sardar se: Yaar tm ne apni Bv ko Talaq Q di,

1 Sardar 2sre Sardar se: Yaar tm ne apni Bv ko Talaq Q di,

Dosra Sardar: Shadi mere naal kiti c te bacha Bhagwan ko mang di c.

 

28-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Ab na to rhi koi Sajni,

Ab na to rhi koi Sajni,

Aur na hi hay koi Ghajni,

Ab to Paper ane wale hain

yaaro Lazimi hay ham sb ki wajni.

 

29-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

A Shiekh Boy in Love with Shaikh Girl: Larki:

A Shiekh Boy in Love with Shaikh Girl: Larki:

Jab sab so jayenge to main gali me sikka phenkon gi

tm Foran aa jana Lakin Larka sikka phenkne k

1 Ghante bad aya. Larki: Itni Dair Q?

Larka: Ma Sikka Dhond raha tha.

Larki: Pagal Wo to main ne Dhaaga Band k phenka tha.

 

30-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

A Elephant falls in love with a Cheunti .

A Elephant falls in love with a Cheunti .

He Proposed her but Chuenti’s Parents

Rejected him and told a solid reason.

“Munde de dand wadday ne”.

 

31-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Admi Subah Tahajad ki Nimaaz ki bad Dua mangne lga,

1 Admi Subah Tahajad ki Nimaaz ki bad Dua mangne lga,

Ay allah sari Duniya So rahi hay Lekin ma teri Ebadat kr raha hun,

7 wali chaar pai  se awaaz aai ,

Be-ghairta apni Dua mang saddi shikayata te na la.

 

32-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Din mila wo mujh se, Bujha bujha sa,

1 Din mila wo mujh se, Bujha bujha sa,

Jhuka jhuka sa, Udasiyon me racha basa sa,

Jb ma ne Pucha Udaas kio ho , Itne Preshaan kio ho,

Jhuka k Palken Chupa k chehra, Lag k galay se Ro ro k

thak k Laga wo kehne,

20 Da load krwaya C kisse hor de number to chala gaya.

 

33-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Sardar Cycle k 7 bhag rha hay

1 Sardar Cycle k 7 bhag rha hay

Kisi ne  time pucha.

Sardar: Itna time hota to cycle par na beth jata.

 

34-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Aurat Bache ko le kr Najomi k pass gai.

1 Aurat Bache ko le kr Najomi k pass gai.

Orat: Bacha bra ho kar kya bne ga.

Najomi ne bache k samne 1 Kitaab,

1 Shiraab ki Botal, or Paise rakhy or

kaha in me se 1 Cheez uthao!

Bachay ne Kitaab Baghal me dabai.

Bottal moh se lagai, or Paise Jaib me daal

k bhaag gya. Najomi: Ye “Zardari” bane ga”.

 

35-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Sardar Europe Gaya waha us ko

1 Sardar Europe Gaya waha us ko

Police ne Roka aur Investigation start kr di,

Sardar ko English nhi aati thi,

Us ne Sick Leave ki Application Suna di,

Police ne usse pagal Samaj kr chor diya,

Wife: Wah Sardar G tusi te Great o.

Sardar: O ay te kuch v nai

Hale te main Thirsty Crow nai sunai.

 

36-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

1 Makhi Doctor k pas bari buri halat me pohanchi

1 Makhi Doctor k pas bari buri halat me pohanchi

Dr: kya hua Makhi: Haaye Sheikhan di chaa wich

Dig pai saan onna ne choos choos k mat mar ditti.

 

37-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

“Badla

 “Badla”         

1 Foji ki Girl Friend ne use khat likha

meri Life me naya Larka aa gya hai

tm se acha hai me uski Dulhan bano gi,

Meri Picture wapis Bijwa do,

Foji  ne apne Sare Doston ki Girl Frnds ki

30 pictures jama ki Beech me uski picture rakh k

khat likha Lo in me se nikaal lo,

Mujhe tmhari shakal yaad nai hay.

 

38-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

British: Can u swim.

British: Can u swim.

Pak: No,

British: Dog is better than u bcoz it swims.

Pak: can u swim?

British: Yes.

Pak: Then what’s the difference between u & Dog.

 

39-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Boy : Tm shadi k bad Apne liye

Boy : Tm shadi k bad Apne liye

Alag ghar to nahi mango gi.

Girl: Aray nahi ma aisi Larki nahi.

Tum apni Ammi ko alag ghr dila dena.

 

40-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Bohat udas hai koi tere door jane se

Bohat udas hai koi tere door jane se

ho sake to lout aa kisi bahane se

Police tumhe har jaga dhond rahi ha

Aaj phir lota gaib hy Masjid k ghusal khane se…

 

41-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Boy : Mere 7 chalo gi, Girl: Kahan?

Boy : Mere 7 chalo gi, Girl: Kahan?

Boy: Jahan tm kaho wahan? Girl: Ok.

Police Station chalet hay.

Boy: Qasam se Baji Yahan to Mazaaq krna b azaab hay.

 

42-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Boy: I Love U,

Boy: I Love U,

Girl: meri chapal ka size pta hay kya.

Boy: Oh oh propose kiya nhi k Gift maanga shuroo.

 

43-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

BV ki Birthday pr Pathan apni BV k liye

BV ki Birthday pr Pathan apni BV k liye

Gulab ka phool le kr aaya,

BV: Mujhe ye nhi chahiye koi soone ki cheez do.

Pathan: Ye Lo Takiya aur so jao.

 

44-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

BV ko thapar mar kr Husbend bola,

BV ko thapar mar kr Husbend bola,

Admi use hi marta hay jise wo pyar krta hay,

Wife ne 2 thapar mre or boli

aap kya samjhte hain me ap se pyar nahi krti.

 

45-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Biwi: Suniye G, apka Dost aik pagal Larki se

Biwi: Suniye G, apka Dost aik pagal Larki se

 shadi kar rha hai, Aap use rokte Kiyo nhi,

Hasband: Main kio rokon.

Us kaminey ne muje roka tha kya ?

 

46-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Chota Sardar: Amma rat nu ma Bathroom

Chota Sardar: Amma rat nu ma Bathroom

da darwaza kholiya te light Aapi jal gai,

Amma: Way kanjra tu fer Frij wich Mootar kr dita Ay.

 

47-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Chuha Hati se: Yar 2 Din k leye apni BV ka Braizer dena.

Chuha Hati se: Yar 2 Din k leye apni BV ka Braizer dena.

Hati: Hahahahaha Apni wife ko pehnao gay.

Chuha: Nahi Beti ki shadi hay

Tent lagana hay Ladies aur Gents alag alag.

 

48-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Dil k mehman bn jao Ankhon ka Armaan ban jao.

Dil k mehman bn jao Ankhon ka Armaan ban jao.

Hooton ki Muskaan ban jao oh tm ho

I am very sorry yaar tm to bas Insaan ban jao.

 

49-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Devdas k Babu ne kaha ghar chor do,

Devdas k Babu ne kaha ghar chor do,

Us ki Maa ne kaha paaro ko chor do,

Paro ne kaha daaru chor do,

Lekin tujhe kis kanjar ne kaha

k “SMS” krna chor do.

 

50-Funny sms our visitors on Biseworld.com

Dulha Asks to Dulhan Tumhara Shadi se

Dulha Asks to Dulhan Tumhara Shadi se

pehle Koi Boy Friend tha,Dulhan Silent.

Dulha Chila k main is khamoshi ko kya samju,

Dulhan: Toba ha Gin to rahi hun.

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