Monday , July 4 2022

Online Read Funny Jokes in urdu & Hindi Free Download

I am sharing the beautiful collection of funny jokes SMS in both 3 languages Urdu, English, and Hindi. Funny SMS are used excessively between friends, family, colleagues, brothers, sisters, and also in couples. Not only kids but also males and females of all ages have demanded to have to biggest collection of funny jokes in Urdu to download free of cost.

Online Read Funny Jokes in urdu & Hindi Free Download

I have collected such types of funny jokes in Urdu and Hindi that the reader can not stop laughing every time reading. You will see the funny SMS jokes that scatter smiles and happiness on everyone’s faces. Without smile, happiness and entertainment life is boring.

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Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..

Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..

Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???

 

Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?

Boy 1: Larkion ko “I love you” bolny ki sab se achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy 2: Daata Darbar
Boy 1: Kion ??
.
Boy 2: Kionky wahan larkiyon ne chapal nahi pehni hoti

 

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on”
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

 

Online Read Funny Jokes in urdu

تمہارا رزلٹ بہت براآیا ہے

آج سے تمھارا کھیلنا اور ٹی وی دیکھنا بند ہے

بیٹا: ئہ 50 روپے پکڑو

اور اس با ت کو یئ ختم کرو


ماں منے یہ دروازے پر گندے ہوتھوں کےنشانات تمارے ہیں

بیتا جی نیہں امی جان میںتو لات مار کر دروازہ کھولتا ہوں


دنیا کی سب سے پتلی کتاب کا نام ہے عورتیں کیا چاہتی ہیں

اند ایک صفہ پر صرف ایک لفظ لکھا ہے ہر چیز


مریض ڈاکٹر صاھب آپ نے نرس تو بہت اچھی رکھی ہوئی ہے اُسے دیکتے ہی میں ٹھیک ہو گیا

ڈاکٹر ہا ں جانتا ہوں: تھپڑ کی آواز باہر تک آئی تھی

 

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriends before our marriage?

Husband to wife: Did you have any boyfriends before our marriage?
Wife remained silent for some time…
Husband: mai es khamoshi ko kia samjhon??
Wife: Abhy gin ne tu dey..:)

 

Larki ek Baba Jee se:

Larki ek Baba Jee se: Baba jee mere lie dua Karen ke meri shadi kesi samajdar admi se hojaye
.
Baba Jee: Ghar chali ja baiti, Samajdar admi khabi shadi nahi karta

 

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye

Girl: Doctor sahib mairy boyfriend ko andar bhula lejeye
.
Doctor: Trust me mai shareef admi ho….
.
Girl: Nahi Doctor Sahib, apki nurse bahir akeli hai, owr maira boyfriend shareef nahi hai

 

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho? 

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

 

Ek ladki bahot masoom thi…
.

Neeche kya dekh rhe ho..
Joke to uper tha…
..
Ladki aur masoom…

 

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…

 

Mat Bura Kaho Usko,

Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..

 

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

 

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!

Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!

Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!

Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!

Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’